showerthoughtsofficial:

In the Harry Potter universe, there would be a huge black market in celebrity hair, nails and skin to use in polyjuice potion.

wiggly-tuff:

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

fucking HOW???? is it because of phil collins? it’s just a deer walking through a childrens toy slide?? what?????

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

love69web:

fatmaninalittlesuit:

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

braixxen:

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

obesecamels:

There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

(Source: frikiskrew)

thatsthat24:

Christmas Lists Through the Years 📝